Artists Trading Cards & Paper Crafting
With Sassy Sayings"
This sheet of sassy ladies is springboarded from some gifts I made this year, of composition books decorated with fashion and paper doll images on the covers and lots of sassy sayings both outside and inside the pages.
My friends got such a charge out of the sarcastic, rude, and/or irreverent sayings paired with sassy Home-maker pics (from 1940s-50s magazines,) I thought I'd do them as ATCs for your own paper crafting fun.
Cut apart the nine designs, and use just as they are, or add embellishments to personalize them before sharing with your good-humored friends. Can be used in your other paper crafting projects too.
Nine ATCs each 2.5" x 3.5" on one 8.5" x 11" cardstock page (80#) all archival, and stored in a crystal clear seal-top bag.
Some of the sassy sayings:
- Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
- Behind every great woman is a man, checking out her ass.
- I may look like I'm doing nothing, But on a cellular level I'm very busy.
- Amazingly enough, I don't give a sh--.
- If the shoe fits, buy it.
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring and I go back to being myself.
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